At a football match ground. Santa: Ye log ball nu foot kyun maar rahe ne?Boy: Goal karan lai.Santa: Paar ball tan pehlan hi gol hai hor kinni gol karangey.

Baniye shayar ne arz kiya.
Moorkh tha Shahjahan jo kar gaya kharcha itna TAJ par Kambakht, Har din ek nayi Mumtaz aa jati us kharche ke BYAAZ par.

Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?Banta: Apple khane.Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.

Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.

Banta was traveling in an auto rickshaw with his wife. The driver adjusted the mirror.
Banta shouted: U r trying to see my wife, sit back, I'll drive!

Banta: J tu dasde ki is bag vich ki hai tan sare ande tere, j tu dasde kine ne tan 8 de 8 tere, te j tu dasde ki kidhe ne tan oh murgi v teri.
Santa: Koi hint?

Banta: Jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi. Santa: Kamaal hai ! Sab ka nishana chook gaya ?