sardar1:Tell me a word consist of 100 letters Banta: P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai?Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.

There was a short note written on poster of adult movie. "Under 18 are not allowed." Santa saw this msg, what he did next time he came with 17 people along with him.

Titanic doob raha tha.1 gore ne santa se pucha-dharti kitni dur hai.Santa- 2kms.Gore ne samnudr me jump laga k pucha-kis taraf.Santa-NEECHE.........

What's Ford?Santa: Gaari.What's Oxford?Santa: So simple, Bail Gaari.

While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.Banta: R u ok?Santa: Yeah!Banta: Did u break anything?Santa: No, there's nothing down here.

A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said "CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA" & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.